ABOUT US - all you wanted to know plus quite a lot we expect you didn't...
Phill Harrison (bass) - flocked hair and a foot fetish, known in the band as 'Strappy'. Hobbies include: shoes, climbing ladders and falling off them, shoes, vaseline, shoes and shoes.
Hugh Lawrenson (drums) - very little is known about drummers in general, and Hugh in particular. He just turned up one day, sat at the back and started making lots of noise. The rest of the band talked about this (as we sometimes do) and decided that 5 was as good a number as 4 and, if he was good (and he always is), he could stay. Doesn't drink or smoke, otherwise ok.
Marcus Lillington (lead guitar, backing vocals) - a sparkly eyed teddy bear of a man who manages to play guitar like ten teddy bears (all tied up ugly in the middle). Famous, infamous and unlikely, Phill Harrison loves his feet but we all love the rest of him.
Phil Hart (lead & backing vocals, ocassional harmonica and finger cymbals) - bald, big-arsed and bashful. A delicate singing voice and impeccable manners, brings a quality to the band otherwise strangely lacking in the rest of the herberts. Can't spell, but gets to write most of the words (including these)... absolutely top drawer!
Garreth Hicklin (keyboards, guitar, lead and backing vocals) - not just an ivory tickler of the first order but a singer, sax player, drummer, guitarist and all round smartipants. Nice smile and trousers, sometimes falls over, otherwise quite stable.